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Disco Naan
Aug 21, 20231 min read
Person on Toilet Highly Optimistic that the Two Squares Left Will Do the Job
The person on the toilet doesn't want to get up to get a new roll, so they are seriously pondering if the two squares left will do the...
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Disco Naan
Aug 20, 20231 min read
World Peace Achieved! Everyone Gets a Bazooka
In a desperate attempt to achieve world peace, world leaders have collectively decided it’d be best if everyone was given a bazooka. The...
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Disco Naan
Aug 14, 20232 min read
Women Cleans Out Handbag; Finds Actual Hand
During a recent cleanout of her handbag, Mariah J. found an actual human hand. “Hmm, not sure how it got in there!” she said amidst a...
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Disco Naan
Aug 17, 20222 min read
Pumpkin Spice Sues Everyone for Over the Top Appropriation
As September is a few weeks away, Pumpkin Spice is prepared to go head-to-head…with everyone. “I’m a SPICE, dammit, not a season! I am...
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Disco Naan
Aug 12, 20221 min read
Local Working Parent Delivers Epic TEDxTalk at TEDxThisLady’sLivingRoom
Local working parent delivered an epic TEDx talk at the prestigious TEDxThisLady’sLivingRoom this Friday. At 2 pm, Cassandra P. took to...
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Disco Naan
Aug 25, 20212 min read
Study Finds ‘Bacon-Wrapped Vaccine’ More Likely to Appeal to Skeptical Americans
Shrimp, dates, and vaccines. All three of these things have one thing in common: if you wrap them in bacon, it’s really fucking good. In...
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Disco Naan
Aug 2, 20202 min read
Dried-Up Pea/Serial Foot Impaler (Finally) Gets Life in Garbage
A dried-up pea from your toddler's meal from 10 months ago has been wreaking havoc on your floor. “I didn’t get eaten - what else you...
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